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LUOGHI COMUNI AZIENDALI

Questo è un tipico Post estivo. Avendo il cervello condizionato dalla calura di questa estate 2010 ho pensato di scrivere un post rilassante. Mi è venuto in mente di scrivere alcuni dei luoghi comuni aziendali che più frequentemente ricorrono nelle aziende. La tipologia di aziende è indistinta. Non volevo correre il rischio di apparire serioso.

Comincio:

Dicesi luogo comune un'affermazione passata nell'uso corrente resa banale e fastidiosa dal generale abuso (G.Devoto-G.C.Oli Edizione Integrale del Nuovissimo Vocabolario Illustrato della Lingua Italiana ).

Eccone alcuni:

  • Ci vuole una strategia
  • E' ora di rimboccarsi le maniche
  • Bisogna fare un piano dettagliato e preciso
  • Pe-da-la-re!
  • Vendere, vendere, vendere!
  • Qui occorre una segmentazione ben fatta
  • Ci vuole un piano di budget che si rispetti
  • Meno male che e venerdi, sono di uno stanca
  • Alla macchinetta del caffé: dove vai di bello in vacanza l'anno prossimo?
  • Oggi vado a pranzo, basta desk lunch, l'azienda non mi merita
  • Se potessi non lavorerei
  • Ho troppo lavoro, sono stanco
  • Sono appena tornata dalla ferie, sono stanca
  • Non ho soldi, vado in vacanza nella mia casa al mare
  • (telefonata) Cara/o sono in riunione, ti richiamo dopo
  • Cadesse il mondo, oggi esco un'ora prima
  • Domani me lo prendo di ferie. Alla faccia dell'azienda
  • L'impiegato di banca o il debitore: stavo giusto per chiamarla
  • Lo dica pure alla mia assistente
  • Aspetti che controllo l'agenda (che è vuota)
  • Arriva un ordine d'acquisto: "qualcosa si muove nel mercato"
  • Il dottore non c'è, ci mandi una mail
  • Il dottore è in riunione, chiami piu tardi
  • Venditore chiamato sul cellulare: "la richiamo, sono da un cliente"

Chi più ne ha più ne metta!

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